BULLETIN: CNN TO BE SAVED! - AT 5:57 P.M. ET:  CNN, tanking in the ratings, dying in the quality assessments, third-worldish in the reporting, is about to be saved, we think.

There are reports circulating on the internet that Ted Turner, that sane, reasoned guy who thought Jane Fonda was a perfectly proper matrimonial match, would like to run his old network again.

Well, that will solve everything.  He could even have Jane do national security updates while sitting on an anti-aircraft gun.

Maybe Code Pink could supply the anchors.

We'll be following this.  Stop laughing.

October 15, 2009